Sex is a drug, Karen. I should know. I’m a licensed dealer.– Jack McFarland; Will & Grace, “…And the Horse He Rode In On” (5.1)
JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK
soxaholicsanonymous: JOSH WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS SUCK IN PHILLY?!
We wait three days to call a woman because that’s how long Jesus wants us to...– Barney, How I Met Your Mother (via chawkward)
Day 3 | TV Star Crush | John Krasinski
peachinbeantown: I SAT THROUGH ‘LICENSE TO WED’ FOR YOUUUU. AND HALF OF “LEATHERHEADS.” AND THEN ‘SOMETHING BORROWED.” ^This brought the lolz.
Day 25 | Historical Figure Crush | The Kennedys
peachinbeantown: Watching “The Kennedys” has got me hooked on… you know…
"I'm going to get out and drop you like third...