I want to go The Black Keys show at the Garden in March.

SOOOO BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD; But I totally don’t want to be a jabroni and go by myself. I hope someone awesome takes one for the team and goes with me.

I kinda want to go to the Celtics v. Bulls game at the Garden on my birthday.

Reason? Just because I live in Boston and that’d be BAMF as hell to go to a game on my birthday.